Mike the Chicken Eater

Height: 5'11"
Weight: 185 lbs.
Entrance Theme: Cotton-Eye Joe (Rednex)
Hometown: Weeples, Tennessee
Finisher: The Freakshow (grabs his opponents groin really tight and flips him over his head for the pin)

Mike is the smallest wrestler in the USXWF, and despite his penchant for biting the heads off of chickens (a hobby he got into during his days as part of the freak show for a circus), one of the most innocent.  While he may not be especially bright, he keeps a perspective of curiosity about most things.  However, despite his small size and passive demeanor, he can get quite riled in the ring.  Once that bell rings, he goes completely wild, throwing himself at his opponent.  And he may be small, and he may not be very strong, but he can shrug off a beating like it's nobody's business.

He usually dresses in tattered overalls for his matches, with a twisted look in his eye and his hair brought up in two wiley points.  His preferred wrestling style utilizes plenty of aerial and suicide maneuvers, occasionally giving off the impression that he's merely a stone launched from some unseen giant's slingshot.

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