La Parka

Height: 6'2"
Weight: 215 lbs.
Entrance Theme: Oops, I Did It Again (Britney ::shudder:: Spears)
Hometown: Unknown
Finisher: La Windbreaker (hits his opponent with his custom-made steel chair)

La Parka is supposedly one of the biggest stars of Mexican and South American wrestling.  His fighting style is that of a typical brawler, but his mic skills are his most noticeable feature, coming across as arrogant, foolishly self-confident, and verbally offensive.   In addition, he always comes to the ring with his much-touted customized steel chair, which is as much a part of him as his arms and legs.

He has many young children, most of whom he "acquires" from Arab sheiks, and he acts as a drill sergeant .  His wife is simply a sex object to him.  In short, he acts as if the majority of his body mass is composed of testosterone... except for one thing:  He believes that he receives telepathic messages from Britney Spears (hence his entrance theme).

 

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