The Court Jester
Height: 6'6" Weight: 260 lbs. Entrance Theme: Pink Elephants on Parade (Walt Disney's Dumbo) Hometown: Yackoosville, Vermont Finisher: The Punchline (a spear into the ropes, followed by an over-the-shoulder suplex) / The Atomic Wedgie (as the name implies, it's an atomic wedgie) An enigma of a man, the Jester wrestles solely for the fun of it. He loves a good joke, and usually makes many of them at his opponent's expense. His wrestling style is very acrobatic, though he adds a sort of spastic flair to everything he does. This often leads him to take certain extremes with his opponents, and makes him very difficult to predict in the ring. The Jester doesn't look right. His face is very angular, his hair naturally poking up in random spikes, his walk very precise. His voice varies in pitch from a low bass to a high squeak, and he talks very fast, though his tone and words are very clear and articulate. In addition, he tends to be very verbose, using odd metaphors and alliteration. He dresses in simple dark pants and boots, and wears a cheap black jacket that he found in a dumpster. Finally, his penchant for gags occasionally leads him to bring a bag of toys to the ring, and he has a sick obsession for rubber chickens (he puts a lead pipe down the middle and uses them as weapons) and whoopie cushions.
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