| As the play-by-play announcer, I have no doubt
that everyone knows that I have a unique perspective on the events that transpire in the
ring. This perspective gives me a chance to gain insight of those whose profession
focuses on the square circle. On Sunday night, after a long hiatus from operation,
the USXWF will once again be broadcast throughout the country. Our Superstars have been preparing for this big event for the past month, keeping themselves limber and in shape by training or performing at small-time house shows. The dedication these men have to their job is daunting: C-Cube and his compatriots, the Brothers Hand, have been pushing their perceptions of pain to the limits and beyond. Rico Laser (my new "boss") has kept himself mentally as well as physically fit. And the always-enigmatic Malice has, as always, sharpened his wits to that of a finely tempered sword. Tempers, and humors, have flared beyond what is reasonably imaginable. Jimmy Steele has his eyes and heart set strongly on the goal of attaining championship for his tag-team, while his ersatz arch-foe, the Court Jester and his sidekick, Mike the Chicken Eater, keep a constant grin plastered to their collective faces. Indeed, the attitude of the latter two seems to be one of apathy towards the actual ends, while wanting to keep the means in a constant state of laughter. And then there are our newcomers. La Parka, slightly off-balance with his pop-singer obsession, and Crazy Mac, who, as his name suggests, truly does seem to be quite wacko. The mysterious Lineman, who has kept himself behind the scenes before his performance at Delirium. These three widely varied personalities will clash, and the end result is, as always unpredictable. There will be revealed mysteries, conclusions drawn, and new conflicts will arise. That is the way of the USXWF, and that is the way of life. Who knows what will happen tomorrow? I, for one, can only say this... it will be shocking, it will be intense, it will be... Delirium. -Big Papa Tete
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